The Stallionaires are Back!

Last night VH1 kicked off the new season of Real Chance of Love. I Love New York contestants Real and Chance are back in the saddle looking for love again. I knew that Cornfed was not a good choice for Real and Risky should have been chosen. A shame, at least Risky won Charmed School. From the first episode it looks to be drama filled and I just can't wait to see how many of these "whore-goblins" eliminate themselves. The first episode brought about the removal of two girls; one for fighting, the other for instigating the fight. It appears to me that there is a lot more boozing, but that may just be the first episode. Oh and something new about this season. There are to Real girl or Chance girls. The two bachelors will be handing out "RC" chains so they can get to know all the girls equally.

Anyways let's meet these girls(official cast bios).

The first one that most of you probably remember was the orange girl. She must have had a fight with a can of spray on tan, who knows. Maybe she really loved carrots, maybe all that color washes out under the flood lights at her strip club. Show Me, from the show me state of Kansas, or for the show me to the door event. She got into a verbal then physical altercation with another one of the girls and was asked to leave. Apparently the guys really wanted to get to know her, I'm sure to ask her just how she got that "healthy glow" haha. But really, I respect a girl that's willing to fight for her beliefs; even if those beliefs are that she doesn't look like a man. And true enough Show Me didn't look like a man, just an escaped umpaloompa. Better luck in the future Show Me.

Vegas was another girl to eliminate herself. Real and Chance are not going to put up with girls that cause drama in their house. Perhaps that's because of all the problems that surrounded MILF last time. Vegas was a bit immature, trying to cause problems with everyone, but that was her plan on how to get to the hearts of Real and Chance. If she had lasted more than one episode I'm sure she would have been battered and bruised by the second. What the cameras don't see can't get the other girls kicked off the show right. Buh-bye Vegas, perhaps you should adopt a new strategy.

Sassquatch... I mean Freckles... whatever. She was another "looker" I mean I may not be some barbie and certainly I'm tall and big, but wow! She was just one step below Vegas in the crap-talking category. Freckles came in the house and started talking about everyone. I mean was she trying to be like Ashley and Farah from Rock of Love Bus? Ashley and Farah had looks on their side hunnie. Either way, Vegas also called Freckles a man and Real and Chance just could not get over her appearance. They sent her home at the first elimination ceremony.

Ribbon was the last girl that went home on the first episode. It may have been her broad body or it could have been her creeper tendencies that turned off Chance and Real. Either way, the two were not fond of her. The other girls were not fond of her either as Vegas, once again, proceeded to call her a man. I don't think anyone was fond of Vegas either. :)

Now on to the girls that actually made it. I believe the pretties girls of the group to be.... Lady, Flirty, Pocahontas, Aloha, Mamacita, Spanish Fly, and Hot Wings. Those seem to the be the girls that Real and Chance are big fans of. Well they love Doll and Blonde Baller as well, but none of these girls stood out too much and well if you are a fan of reality tv you know you love the wild and hot mess characters. So these were all the classy girls that we won't be seeing on the next season of Charmed School (which if all the other ones show up is about to be a great show). Good luck to all these girls.

Hrm. Oh how could I forget about Junk. Only a heavenly deity would know just how she got that much booty. She takes the phrases "junk in the trunk" and "she gotta donk" to a whole new lever. Perhaps she make it to the remix of Baby Got Back... Haha, she was a sweet girl and didn't cause any problems. I forsee Real and Chance casting her off for her massive booty though. Poor girl! Go get 'em Junk.

Apple, at first I thought they were going to call her books, teacher, library, or something along that line. Let's face it, she looks the part of the stereotypical one. Remember Brittanya from Rock of Love Bus and how quiet she was in the beginning? I see Apple being just like her in that respect, but no doubt she'll get into some trouble with all the girls at one point.

Oh looks like I forgot a few. Baker! She proves that you can be taller and bigger build but still look the part of a lady. She hopes to be winning the heart of Chance through her baking skills. Wiggly, she just barely escaped elimination and had Vegas and Show Me not gone home poor Wiggly would have been packing her bags and heading back to Pittsburgh. P.S for Pure Sex right? She seems like a tough biker chick but Real and Chance are willing to dig below that hard exterior so they kept her around. Sassy, perhaps given that name because she's not afraid to be herself and be proud of it. You go girl!



Well thats about it. This season looks as if it's going to be another hot mess! Looking forward to episode 2.

Meghan Wants A Millionaire; Ep 1

So Meghan Wants A Millionaire kicked off Sunday night on VH1. It did not look that promising, just Megan's search for a sugar daddy. I mean if you can get paid to be on a tv show to look for a guy that is going to spoil you then more power to you girl!. I was not into the reality tv kick when Megan was on Rock of Love. Was she on season one or season two? I don't seem to recall, I suppose I'll just have to look it up later.

I also want to know how these guys claim to be so busy with their work and yet somehow found time to take off to go on a reality tv show. I'm not super rich and powerful so I just don't know how that system works. So let's meet there Millionaires. (No I'm not going to post pictures, if you want them check out the cast bio)

First off there is Donald,the odd shaped movie producer. He seemed like such a sweetheart, too bad he was just a fat old man. Sorry Donald. I mean he's 50!! How could he expect to vie for the heart of the shallow Megan when she could barely stand to look at him. Poor guy, though he can't be too bad if he loves Lady GaGa. He was let go on the first episode, Megan needs a man that looks good. She might have a future in B-rate movies with Donald if this show and the sugar daddy business doesn't work out for her.

Meg's next millionaire is David the financial criminalist. We might be able to guess what the means, but I hyperlink it to the best article I can find on short notice. He stood out a bit, but only because he seemed to be sucking up to Meg. All he wanted to do was take her travelling and shopping. That is what every girl wants to hear, but isn't that what all the guys want to do. He seems to be following a set formula. David survived the elimination ceremony.

Smooth talking Ryan was a personal favorite of Megan's, though he admitted to wanting to marry her only to be able to work in the U.S. The dashing Canadian put out two words that every gold digger wants to hear "No Prenup." Who know's maybe Meg will send him home, I hope not he is one of the more attractive ones on the show.

Fransisco! Oh Fransisco! Another one of the few attractive men on that show. I suppose money and power generally make people ugly? Whatever. Fransisco is a 29 year old Columbian entreprenuer. He possibly has my heart, he may be a little too in touch with his feminine side, but I am okay with that in him. I tend to love the cute foreign men, I just can't help it. Meg approved both his and Ryan's credit at the elimination ceremony.

James, Alexander, and Joe. Not exactly stand out guys. I believe the only reason I remember Joe was because his piggy bank was broken. The poor guy he was carrying it around and in love with it just because it was a gift from Meg. The other two I don't remember anything exciting going on with them. They mingled and chatted. Oh wait James was cut because he was a trust fund baby without the trust fund. Hello! Megan wants a millionaire, not a kid that's waiting to be a millionaire

Now to the guys that look, to me, like trash in cheap suits. Garth and Matt. I wanted Meg to thrwo Garth out, esp after he was just being a jerk and broke Joe's piggy bank. I mean I can be a bully but like Joe literally did nothing to him. I really wished that Garth had gone home, but he's still there. Both he and Matt just remind me of kinda sleezy guys that you would see at a club trying to pick up the most hammered girl. Who knows, they may actually be really sweet guys.

Now Sharay! A New Yorker, a stripper, a millionaire. He's the kinda guy a girl could really fall for. His body is beautiful and you know that he knows how to use it. We are still not sure why his nickname is The Punisher, but it might have something to do with BDSM. Who knows, but from the previews he looks good in leather, ass-les, chaps. I'll take a piece if Megan doesn't want him. He is still there though, so I just suppose that I'll have to wait.

Of course there have to be a few millionaire in the most lucritive business on the planet. The sex industry makes more money than... well maybe even the Catholic Church. And don't deny it the Catholic church rakes in a good bit from thoes collection baskets and such. I know it's weird to put the two together and I may get struck down by a divine presence but hey it's the only thing I could think to compare it to. Sex Toy Dave and Corey do a little work in that business. Well, Corey only owns a strip club while Dave is well... He's sex toy Dave. Both men are still in Megan's mansion.

Now had I known that Tony Sorprano was going to make an appearnace I would have bought and set TiVo. Kidding all you mafia fans, it's just Mike and Jersey consultant. A consultant for what and for whom is unknown and I'm not exactly about to email him and ask. He might have my family "wacked" for even suggesting this on here. Please don't Mike! He might be the only guy from Jersey that I'm a fan of. His credit was approved with Megan as well.

TJ, Al, Audi, and Shawn make up the last four guys on the reality millionaire list. TJ is the CEO of Jonny Love Vodka who knows if this is just free advertisement for him. I believe that he was the only one to name drop his company name. If not, he's a cutie and Meg should def. keep him around. Audi was sent home for being possibly too much of a player. He claims to have dated tons of women in the "Hump Game" (as he calls it). Meg was not a fan of that, he might cheat on her later. Now the loveable, nervous Al. You can't help but to love a guy that is that socially retarded around women. I mean he barked at her... love the guy. By the way, she totally over reacted to barking incident. He was trying to be cute, so what she got some wine spilled on her dress. She was on Rock of Love, I'm sure she spent most of her time on that show covered in booze (just the way Brett likes his women haha).

So let's see, overall it was a so-so first episode. We had a little bit of drama and some sad goodbyes. Audi, Donald, and James were sent home. The show looks to be a bit promising, but will no doubt turn most girls on to the idea of being a sugar baby. I know it's going to make me a touch jealous and want to be a little spoiled hahaha.

Can't wait for the next episode on Sunday!

The First of Many

So I have decided to blog about many of the new Reality Tv shows that are coming on soon. Well, I've missed saying something about Megan Wants A Millionaire, but the new season of Real Chance of Love starts tonight.

I know just how "real" these shows are, but I love watching them. They are a great break from true reality and make you realize that your life is not necessarily that drama filled. They also make great conversation topics albeit a little shallow.

Well, this is the first of many entries. I'll spend most of tonight catching up.

Be ready for blogs on each episode of Megan Wants a Millionaire and Real Chance of Love
When they come out I'll throw in My Antonio, Tool Academy 2, and More to Love.
I may even toss in a little bit about Brooke Knows Best and the T.O show.

Please, please, please remember I'm not a master of the English language and I'm terrible at grammar. I apologize right now for all the typos that are going to be in my posts. Please don't be too mean.